Shirt idea

I want Faith to have a shirt that says, "I'm famous in Switzerland." Seriously, I still for the life of me can't figure out how people in three different places in Switzerland found us and are reading about us, but I see at least one Swiss reader on our map just about every day. Uster, Andwil, and St. Gallen are Faith's Swiss fanclub. And I think that shirt would be great. I want her to have one with something catchy about fish, too, any suggestions?